Dream boxes

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title="Buy many dream boxes. Ask a friend to select one."
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My brother got this one in a Chinese restaurant in Missouri.

They make a lot of dream boxes in Missouri, you know. It’s the dream box capital of the continental United States.

Trust your intuition

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title="Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."
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This isn’t exactly weird, but then it isn’t exactly comforting, either.

Lovely day

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title="This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!"
alt="This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!"
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Controlling the weather seems like a thankless job, but every so often I get something like this, and it makes it all worthwhile.

Not yet lost

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title="Everything is not yet lost."
alt="Everything is not yet lost."
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One does not normally see this kind of sentiment expressed in a fortune cookie.

I actually kept this in my wallet for a while.

Trivia: Did you know there’s a song made from fortune cookies?

Greatest danger

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alt="The greatest danger could be your stupidity."
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I really don’t think anything else needs to be said.