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Exhibits that were added in May 2000

What you left behind

What you left behind is more mellow than wine.

I don’t even want to know what this means. Seriously. Some cultures have after-dinner rituals that go way beyond those little wafer mints… if you know what I mean.

May 2000  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (1)

Onions and water lilies

Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.

“I’ve been diagnosed with aquatic floral halitosis.”

“Say what?”

“Don’t ask.”

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (7)

Don’t ask, don’t tell

Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence.

Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.

Those pesky cookies. If only they didn’t taste so fabulous.

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (1)

Pyramids

You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt.

You are being hypnotized by a travel agent.

May 2000  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (2)