Exhibits that were added in May 2000

What you left behind

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title="What you left behind is more mellow than wine."
alt="What you left behind is more mellow than wine."
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I don’t even want to know what this means. Seriously. Some cultures have after-dinner rituals that go way beyond those little wafer mints… if you know what I mean.

May 2000  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (1)

Onions and water lilies

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title="Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."
alt="Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."
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“I’ve been diagnosed with aquatic floral halitosis.”

“Say what?”

“Don’t ask.”

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (10)

Don’t ask, don’t tell

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title="Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."
alt="Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."
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Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.

Those pesky cookies. If only they didn’t taste so fabulous.

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (1)

Pyramids

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title="You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt."
alt="You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt."
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You are being hypnotized by a travel agent.

May 2000  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)