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Best pants

Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

No argument here.

Starship ride

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard.

If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.

Love Chinese food

You love Chinese food.

Hey, that’s pretty smart. I think I can play that game too. Here goes: “If you are reading this, you have a computer.” …How’d I do?

Karaoke prediction

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Someone will have to cope with rejection.

Always on our minds

Don't forget, you are always on our minds.

Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.

Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?