Best pants

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title="Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."
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No argument here.

Starship ride

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title="A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard."
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If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.

Love Chinese food

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title="You love Chinese food."
alt="You love Chinese food."
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Hey, that’s pretty smart. I think I can play that game too. Here goes: “If you are reading this, you have a computer.” …How’d I do?

Karaoke prediction

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title="Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party."
alt="Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party."
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Someone will have to cope with rejection.

Always on our minds

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title="Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
alt="Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
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Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.

Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?