Starship ride
If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.
Love Chinese food
Hey, that’s pretty smart. I think I can play that game too. Here goes: “If you are reading this, you have a computer.” …How’d I do?
Karaoke prediction
Someone will have to cope with rejection.
Always on our minds
Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.
Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?