Starship ride

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard.

If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.

7 comments on “Starship ride”

  1. …in bed! (^_^)
    Just kidding. Seriously, this fortune is bizarre, even for this site.


  2. This has Tom Cruise written ALL over it


  3. Well, at least you can consider that you’ll have a ride home that day… Save money in gasoline, it’s goddamn expensive these days…


  4. AHAHAHAH

    TOM CRUISE!

    LMAO!


  5. I think there should be follow-ups on the people who send these in. I really want to know if this happened, after all it was promised.


  6. That is the sketchiest paper I’ve seen from a fortune cookie. Looks like something you’d find in a laser tag place.


  7. This one screams Scientology on crack.

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