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If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip: Don’t eat the cookie.
…in bed! (^_^) Just kidding. Seriously, this fortune is bizarre, even for this site.
This has Tom Cruise written ALL over it
Well, at least you can consider that you’ll have a ride home that day… Save money in gasoline, it’s goddamn expensive these days…
AHAHAHAH
TOM CRUISE!
LMAO!
I think there should be follow-ups on the people who send these in. I really want to know if this happened, after all it was promised.
That is the sketchiest paper I’ve seen from a fortune cookie. Looks like something you’d find in a laser tag place.
This one screams Scientology on crack.
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…in bed! (^_^)
Just kidding. Seriously, this fortune is bizarre, even for this site.
This has Tom Cruise written ALL over it
Well, at least you can consider that you’ll have a ride home that day… Save money in gasoline, it’s goddamn expensive these days…
AHAHAHAH
TOM CRUISE!
LMAO!
I think there should be follow-ups on the people who send these in. I really want to know if this happened, after all it was promised.
That is the sketchiest paper I’ve seen from a fortune cookie. Looks like something you’d find in a laser tag place.
This one screams Scientology on crack.