Starship ride

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If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.

Exhibit donated by Eric K.
 
Added August 2000 by the Curator  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (7)


7 comments on “Starship ride”
  1. Cang Long  |  February 15, 2007 at 12:42 am  |  link

    …in bed! (^_^)
    Just kidding. Seriously, this fortune is bizarre, even for this site.
  2. Cassie Richardson  |  February 22, 2007 at 4:56 pm  |  link

    This has Tom Cruise written ALL over it
  3. MalAmen  |  February 24, 2007 at 8:23 pm  |  link

    Well, at least you can consider that you’ll have a ride home that day… Save money in gasoline, it’s goddamn expensive these days…
  4. Geoff  |  March 30, 2007 at 2:01 pm  |  link

    AHAHAHAH

    TOM CRUISE!

    LMAO!
  5. Whitney  |  April 13, 2007 at 12:14 am  |  link

    I think there should be follow-ups on the people who send these in. I really want to know if this happened, after all it was promised.
  6. Andy  |  October 21, 2007 at 2:38 am  |  link

    That is the sketchiest paper I’ve seen from a fortune cookie. Looks like something you’d find in a laser tag place.
  7. Anna Shade  |  November 10, 2007 at 7:37 pm  |  link

    This one screams Scientology on crack.
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