Exhibits that were added in December 2000

Your melodic nature

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title="Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment."
alt="Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment."
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Well, this does explain why werewolves have such lovely singing voices.

December 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (5)

You will receive

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title="You will receive a fortune. (cookie)"
alt="You will receive a fortune. (cookie)"
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Instead of overanalyzing this one, let’s just assume the new guy typed this one up. He just didn’t quite grasp that whole fortune cookie thing.

December 2000  |  Irony, Unexpected  |  Comments (5)