Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

5 comments on “You will receive”

1. Megan  |  January 23, 2007 at 8:53 pm  |  link
   

   Okay, um…. thatis what I would call a very weird
   fortune cookie. Of course you’ll recieve a fortune
   cookie! Wwhat else are you going to recieve on this website? A crystal ball?

2. Cody  |  February 22, 2007 at 11:23 pm  |  link
   

   You know I’ve seen a lot of weird fortune cookies… but what is really weird is when they have fortunes that come true. Like I got a fortune cookie that said” Don’t underestimate yourself. Your social skills are needed by others at this time.” A few hours later my friend asked me to help them sells some stuff for ASA. A few days after that I got one that said, Focus in on the color yellow tomorrow for good luck. Well the next day an Asian chick asked me out. While I wouldn’t consider her to be yellow, she jokingly says she is. And like two weeks before that happened I had one which said ” Watch for a new relationship to develop within the month” and another one which said ” An unexpected event will soon make your life more exciting” Now I don’t believe in good luck or anything… but when you get four fortune cookies in a row that not only have actual fortunes but come true, okay not all were fortunes but they were close, there has to be something to it, right?

3. the Curator  |  February 23, 2007 at 9:05 am  |  link
   

   Just stay away from this one.
   http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2006/09/04/escapee/

4. Crystal  |  June 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm  |  link
   

   I’m worried about serious cranial damage.

5. Rachael  |  February 11, 2008 at 6:46 am  |  link
   

   I’ve had this one before! It tops my weird list, wish I’d kept it.

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