Exhibits that were added in September 2001

First and last love

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title="Our first and last love is ... self love."
alt="Our first and last love is ... self love."
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This is probably trying to say something deep and meaningful about the ego and the id, but here’s a tip for all you budding psychologists out there: Freud is best not accompanied by smiley faces.

September 2001  |  TMI  |  Comments (9)

Equipment

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title="You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."
alt="You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."
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Not going to say a word.

September 2001  |  TMI  |  Comments (6)

Help I am a prisoner

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title="Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."
alt="Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."
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We’ve all heard this joke, but here it is, the real thing, in … um, red and white. You saw it here folks.

September 2001  |  Jokes  |  Comments (14)