Help I am a prisoner
We’ve all heard this joke, but here it is, the real thing, in … um, red and white. You saw it here folks.
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Is this real? Fortune cookies aren’t even Chinese.
I have to say, this is the best one! How come I haven’t received weird fortunes like this!?!
Man, that guy is gonna die waiting for rescue, if you keep thinking like that.
HYSTERICAL!
Some stoner in a California plant did this
Drat. I thought I was the originator of that joke…
i got one once that said “kiss the person next to you”
thats more of a demand than a fortune. and if you do it, the fortune comes true doesnt it.
aahahah soo funny. i love it. and its people like you that spend your time on the computer and find these random things… and yet i love it. lol
This person must be related to the one that’s being help prisoner in a bubblegum factory. What a sad family!
Wouldn’t it be ironic if it was telling the truth? Just something to think about on your way to becoming a conspiracy theorist.
Funny, I think this one goes nicely with escapee. It would be hilarious if two people at one table got these fortunes.
lol fortune cookies ARE American but they are not made in America…. so this is REAL!!!!!!!!! we MUST assemble a rescue party…..WHO’s WITH ME!!!!!!!
It is probably to late. The fortune cookie needed ingredients.
Heh, nice to see this posting is still around.
This was my fortune I submitted way back when. I got it after a birthday dinner with my mom at a restaurant called Sampan in Salt Lake City, UT.
I opened my cookie and laughed so hard I had the whole restauraunt looking at me, then I handed it over to my mom, who had been looking at me like I was nuts, and she read it and started laughing too. I read it out loud so the people around us would know what we were laughing at, and got some chuckles out of them too.
A few weeks later, I stumbled across this website, and I just had to submit my fortune.