Help I am a prisoner

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

We’ve all heard this joke, but here it is, the real thing, in … um, red and white. You saw it here folks.

12 comments on “Help I am a prisoner”

  1. Is this real? Fortune cookies aren’t even Chinese.


  2. I have to say, this is the best one! How come I haven’t received weird fortunes like this!?!


  3. Man, that guy is gonna die waiting for rescue, if you keep thinking like that.


  4. HYSTERICAL!


  5. Some stoner in a California plant did this


  6. Drat. I thought I was the originator of that joke…


  7. i got one once that said “kiss the person next to you”

    thats more of a demand than a fortune. and if you do it, the fortune comes true doesnt it.


  8. aahahah soo funny. i love it. and its people like you that spend your time on the computer and find these random things… and yet i love it. lol


  9. This person must be related to the one that’s being help prisoner in a bubblegum factory. What a sad family!


  10. Wouldn’t it be ironic if it was telling the truth? Just something to think about on your way to becoming a conspiracy theorist.


  11. Funny, I think this one goes nicely with escapee. It would be hilarious if two people at one table got these fortunes.


  12. lol fortune cookies ARE American but they are not made in America…. so this is REAL!!!!!!!!! we MUST assemble a rescue party…..WHO’s WITH ME!!!!!!!

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