Exhibits that were added in September 2004

Unnecessary gambles

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title="Avoid taking unnecessary gambles."
alt="Avoid taking unnecessary gambles."
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If you’re wondering why this would be considered a weird fortune, take a moment to think it over.

September 2004  |  Irony  |  Comments (7)

Strange customs

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title="You may attend a party where strange customs prevail."
alt="You may attend a party where strange customs prevail."
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I hope this doesn’t mean the lampshade-on-the-head thing is going to make a comeback.

September 2004  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)

Someone can read

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title="Someone can read your mind."
alt="Someone can read your mind."
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Try to guess who it is! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

September 2004  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (1)

Magic time

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title="Magic time is created when unconventional person comes."
alt="Magic time is created when unconventional person comes."
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I bet all the “in bed” junkies just love fortune cookies like this.

September 2004  |  Vague  |  Comments (4)

Flooring in Hell

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title="Hell is paved with good intentions."
alt="Hell is paved with good intentions."
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Well gosh… take away three little words and suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.

September 2004  |  Oops  |  Comments (9)

Texas sized heart

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title="Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas."
alt="Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas."
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I’m pretty sure he did not really say that.

I know I’m going out on a limb here.

September 2004  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)