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Unnecessary gambles

Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.

If you’re wondering why this would be considered a weird fortune, take a moment to think it over.

Strange customs

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.

I hope this doesn’t mean the lampshade-on-the-head thing is going to make a comeback.

Someone can read

Someone can read your mind.

Try to guess who it is! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Magic time

Magic time is created when unconventional person comes.

I bet all the “in bed” junkies just love fortune cookies like this.

Flooring in Hell

Hell is paved with good intentions.

Well gosh… take away three little words and suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.

Texas sized heart

Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas.

I’m pretty sure he did not really say that.

I know I’m going out on a limb here.