Texas sized heart

Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas.

I’m pretty sure he did not really say that.

I know I’m going out on a limb here.

Exhibit donated by TJ
 
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4 comments on “Texas sized heart”
  1. MalAmen  |  February 24, 2007 at 8:16 pm  |  link

    Yup, Texas existed in Confucius time. Recent rock carbon dating reveals that Texas was created when the Earth was born. Wow.
  2. Dabbsy  |  April 14, 2007 at 12:31 pm  |  link

    Little known fact, Confucius actually sailed around the world to reach what would wound day become the port city of Galveston, TX. After enlightening the local tribes, Confucius left. When white men arrived centuries later the natives tried to pass on the wisdom of Confucius but contracted small pox and died. Now only rednecks live in Texas. A sad sad history if ever was one.
  3. Crystal  |  June 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm  |  link

    Now, I may be out of line here, but I’m guessing that whoever wrote this fortune had very little knowledge of history and the English language.
  4. Anna Shade  |  November 10, 2007 at 7:31 pm  |  link

    Like, what are you guys talking about? Like, Confucius is a awesome artist! He totally could have said that! Like, I don’t know what you mean.
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