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Apparently there’s another joke where you add “with a battle axe” (I suppose it would work with another weapon…). Hmm…
“Magic time is created when unconventional person comes… with a battle axe.”
I’m an unreformed “in bed” junkie and this one would have had me on stitches - STITCHES I tell you! I would have posted it on my fridge and made sure to point it out to anyone who dropped by (”Hey, cableguy, did ya ever this thing about ‘finishing a fortune cookie’? Now, take this one her…”).
Also, thank you for the recognition. Not many people realize what they’re saying to people like us. It’s really hard (pun unintended) to talk to people when they keep saying things that we just can’t help but turn into something… else. This mindset DOES NOT make me a slut. I wish people would understand that.
What avbout the conventional people? They needn’t be left out!
Apparently there’s another joke where you add “with a battle axe” (I suppose it would work with another weapon…). Hmm…
“Magic time is created when unconventional person comes… with a battle axe.”
You’re right.
I’m an unreformed “in bed” junkie and this one would have had me on stitches - STITCHES I tell you! I would have posted it on my fridge and made sure to point it out to anyone who dropped by (”Hey, cableguy, did ya ever this thing about ‘finishing a fortune cookie’? Now, take this one her…”).
On behalf of all “in bed” junkies, you’re right.
Also, thank you for the recognition. Not many people realize what they’re saying to people like us. It’s really hard (pun unintended) to talk to people when they keep saying things that we just can’t help but turn into something… else. This mindset DOES NOT make me a slut. I wish people would understand that.
Nope. It just makes you a guy.
— Curator