Exhibits that were added in February 2006

Don’t follow instructions

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title="Do not follow the instructions of this fortune."
alt="Do not follow the instructions of this fortune."
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Figure that one out for yourself.

February 2006  |  Jokes, Unexpected  |  Comments (10)

Emotional nature

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title="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
alt="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
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This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)

Eyes sparking

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title="Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open."
alt="Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open."
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But you should probably avoid any combustible materials for the next 24 hours.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (1)

Mint circles

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title="Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."
alt="Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."
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I’m one step ahead of you! Circled my mints this morning.

February 2006  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (16)

Don’t touch that

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title="A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that"
alt="A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that"
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… button that stops the printer… dang.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)

Able men

title="Behind an able man, there are always."
alt="Behind an able man, there are always."
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What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far:
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February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (27)