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Exhibits that were added in February 2006

Don’t follow instructions

Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.

Figure that one out for yourself.

February 2006  |  Jokes, Unexpected  |  Comments (10)

Emotional nature

Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.

This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)

Eyes sparking

Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.

But you should probably avoid any combustible materials for the next 24 hours.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (1)

Mint circles

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.

I’m one step ahead of you! Circled my mints this morning.

February 2006  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (16)

Don’t touch that

A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that

… button that stops the printer… dang.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)

Able men

Behind an able man, there are always.

What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far: (more…)

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (27)