Able men
What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.
When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far:
“…several prescriptions for Viagra.” - Kris W
“It’s already complete, but it means Always — as in Always.” - Jennifer H.
If you have an idea, feel free to add it as a comment.
power tools
footprints
noxious fumes
…other able men.
This is actually a Chinese quotation.
female computer programmers, contolling his every move, because he is, in fact, a robot!!!no man is able unless he is this man!!!
looks like its saying that behind every able man is some lucky numbers!
an american army recuiter
another able men.
i hear it some where
an even more able woman!
a pile of broken, uneaten, empty fortune cookie shells that were feverishly opened until he at last found this one and was able to call himself an “able man”
other men behind curtains
…a thousand more from whom he can blatantly plagiarize.
….dozens of “unable” men whining for him to do their bidding.
….his own rear end.
is a signboard saying “this is the first and last one in the world, pay $5 for a look, what a bargin!”
A really surprised mother-in-law
A woman, kicking his butt.
a river of salmon.
a pissed off woman who did all the work.
A woman rolling her eyes my wife would say.
-Teddy bears he’s been hiding since he was five.
Behind an able man, there are always lucky numbers.
a lot of pissed off losers.
lots and lots of unpaid interns
…his own butt cheeks. DUH!
…his own butt cheeks.
Oops… I posed twice… make that 3 times. I didn’t mean to post the first time. Sorry.