Don’t follow instructions

Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.

Figure that one out for yourself.

Exhibit donated by Jessica G.
 
Added February 2006 by the Curator  |  Jokes, Unexpected  |  Comments (8)

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8 comments on “Don’t follow instructions”
  1. Cang Long  |  February 15, 2007 at 12:36 am  |  link

    Do not read this comment.
  2. Cecilia  |  March 20, 2007 at 2:38 am  |  link

    But…where are the instructions???
  3. gert7  |  April 21, 2007 at 6:58 am  |  link

    It says you should not not follow the instructions. This means you should which means you shouldn’t and continues to an infinite loop between good and evil

    The below statement is correct
    The above statement is lying to you
  4. Gerard  |  April 22, 2007 at 11:07 pm  |  link

    It’s telling you to kill yourself.
  5. Karragain  |  April 24, 2007 at 3:04 pm  |  link

    Those are the instructions. :P

    took me a second too.
  6. lorlor  |  May 14, 2007 at 3:54 pm  |  link

    well, you could always just take it to mean not to bet all your money on something depending completely on the numbers on this little piece of paper… but anyone with an IQ above 7 should know this
  7. Armor  |  May 31, 2007 at 6:00 pm  |  link

    This was the best fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten. Whenever people are talking about weird fortunes they’ve gotten (for some reason, it’s a farily popular topic), i tell them about this one. It was amazing. Truly.
  8. alley  |  June 20, 2007 at 9:38 pm  |  link

    weird… it took me a sec i guess… but the smiley faces… whats with that?
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