Kissing elephants

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Tomorrow is another day. That’s all I’m saying.

I think somebody needs an elephant lips on the rocks.

Exhibit donated by C. Scott
 
Added July 2006 by the Curator  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (5)

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5 comments on “Kissing elephants”
  1. Shannon  |  February 14, 2007 at 12:38 pm  |  link

    My husband has gotten the same fortune. It was our second date and he took me to a Chinese restuarant. He read his fortune and looked at me and said, “Well its a good thing your not an elephant” Hahaha!! I kept that fortune and have hanging on my bullentin board in my office.
  2. ginaaaaa  |  July 5, 2007 at 11:40 pm  |  link

    i got that one once!! i still have it too.. it kinda made me laugh.
  3. Mr. Big  |  August 15, 2007 at 2:50 pm  |  link

    …in bed.
  4. Paterfamilias  |  August 15, 2008 at 10:44 am  |  link

    I believe this is sage advice for tomorrow as well.
  5. Bllie Narraway  |  November 15, 2008 at 12:50 am  |  link

    My little sister gt that same one, like a year ago or so. We still have it on the fridge.
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