Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

14 comments on “Escapee”

1. Maita  |  January 17, 2007 at 3:06 am  |  link
   

   Good one!

2. Mance  |  January 27, 2007 at 10:25 pm  |  link
   

   i got this same fortune… and i also had a fortune that said dont eat the cookie…

3. MalAmen  |  February 24, 2007 at 8:32 pm  |  link
   

   Eat the fortune, just so it doesn’t enjoy freedom!
   MWAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE, HUH? *chomp chomp*
   Then it won’t like getting out of your body.

4. Hatori  |  March 8, 2007 at 11:01 am  |  link
   

   XD oh dear god tht’s halarious.

5. SirOJ  |  March 19, 2007 at 9:49 am  |  link
   

   lol… this is a good one.

6. Memnon  |  March 26, 2007 at 3:33 pm  |  link
   

   I also got this one… and still have it sitting in front of my computer monitor… even has the same lucky numbers

7. Phoenix  |  April 9, 2007 at 12:17 pm  |  link
   

   Oh, my goodness! LOL. Love that one.
   Love the site.
   I found it researching an art/writing project featuring fortune cookie fortunes…

8. Robin  |  April 11, 2007 at 7:46 pm  |  link
   

   He should have granted 3 wishes for getting out of the cookie

9. arabella  |  May 10, 2007 at 3:19 pm  |  link
   

   What the heck??? Where do they get these things? Great site!

10. arabella  |  May 10, 2007 at 3:20 pm  |  link
    

    Mwahahaha! I’m free!… Ok I’m back from my temporary insanity… Great site!

11. lorlor  |  May 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm  |  link
    

    “now if only I had legs…”

12. ebumm  |  May 22, 2007 at 11:53 am  |  link
    

    The sad thing is it was most likely c up and tossed in the ash can after it’s great escape.

13. Crystal  |  June 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm  |  link
    

    i have no idea who writes them, but i wish they would write more of them!

14. alley  |  June 20, 2007 at 9:34 pm  |  link
    

    lol!!! funny one

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