Escapee

About time I got out of that cookie.

Okay that’s just weird.

I’m afraid to eat the cookie now.

16 comments on “Escapee”

  1. Good one! :)


  2. i got this same fortune… and i also had a fortune that said dont eat the cookie…


  3. Eat the fortune, just so it doesn’t enjoy freedom!
    MWAHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE, HUH? *chomp chomp*
    Then it won’t like getting out of your body.


  4. XD oh dear god tht’s halarious.


  5. lol… this is a good one.


  6. I also got this one… and still have it sitting in front of my computer monitor… even has the same lucky numbers


  7. Oh, my goodness! LOL. Love that one.
    Love the site.
    I found it researching an art/writing project featuring fortune cookie fortunes…


  8. He should have granted 3 wishes for getting out of the cookie


  9. What the heck??? Where do they get these things? Great site!


  10. Mwahahaha! I’m free!… Ok I’m back from my temporary insanity… Great site!


  11. “now if only I had legs…”


  12. The sad thing is it was most likely c up and tossed in the ash can after it’s great escape.


  13. i have no idea who writes them, but i wish they would write more of them!


  14. lol!!! funny one


  15. LOL, that was hilarious!


  16. Stuff it into the egg roll. Otherwise it’ll destroy western civilization.

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