Illiterate

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Fortune cookies: Whenever you need the obvious spelled out, they never let you down.

Exhibit donated by J. Taylor
 
Added December 2006 by the Curator  |  Duh, Jokes  |  Comments (7)


7 comments on “Illiterate”
  1. Miekfmd  |  February 16, 2007 at 1:07 pm  |  link

    vedy goood
  2. Mike Evil  |  February 20, 2007 at 12:02 pm  |  link

    Ha! I went out to eat the other night and the girl I was with got this fortune. I thought it was pretty funny.
  3. SirOJ  |  March 19, 2007 at 9:47 am  |  link

    and if you are, you won’t be able to read this anyway…
  4. Sean  |  April 12, 2007 at 5:50 pm  |  link

    yeah i got that the other day it made me crack up for hours haha
  5. ZOE  |  April 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm  |  link

    when my little sister was two we were at a chinese resturaunt and she got this fortune cookie. since she couldn’t read she gave it to me to read to her. i guess this is the only situaiton were this fortune can be wrong. lol
  6. Ace  |  July 11, 2008 at 6:20 pm  |  link

    Am too.
  7. Lbrewer42  |  October 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm  |  link

    What are all those funny marks on that paper for?
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