Exhibits that were added in January 2007

Old modem humor

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This fortune cookie was proudly brought to you by the Ultranerd Institute of Computer Geekness.

If you actually know what this thing is referring to then you went to school there for at least one semester. Either that or you cut your teeth on computers back in the 80′s.

I got the 300 baud ride with the acoustic coupler hookup baby!

January 2007  |  Jokes  |  Comments (4)

Welcome mat

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Fair warning: If anybody tries to wipe their shoes on my lips, there will be repercussions.

January 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (1)

Stay the course

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Memo to White House kitchen staff: PLEASE stop serving these cookies with the President’s meals.

January 2007  |  Politics  |  Comments (2)