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Life’s precious treasure

You are filled with life's most precious treasure . . . Hope!

Whoever thought this one up… well let’s just hope they don’t get a book deal. Oops… too late.

Wiggle

Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle.

I’ve tried to come up with a snappy punchline for this one, but I just flat out do not understand it. Maybe the author is just a really big fan of these guys. Anybody who explains it wins a wary look.

Reversal of fortune

You are about to make a new friend.  No man is without enemies.

These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.