Exhibits that were added in March 2007

Life’s precious treasure

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title="You are filled with life's most precious treasure . . . Hope!"
alt="You are filled with life's most precious treasure . . . Hope!"
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Whoever thought this one up… well let’s just hope they don’t get a book deal. Oops… too late.

March 2007  |  Cheese  |  Comments (4)

Wiggle

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title="Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
alt="Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
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I’ve tried to come up with a snappy punchline for this one, but I just flat out do not understand it. Maybe the author is just a really big fan of these guys. Anybody who explains it wins a wary look.

March 2007  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (12)

Reversal of fortune

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title="You are about to make a new friend. No man is without enemies."
alt="You are about to make a new friend. No man is without enemies."
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These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.

March 2007  |  Irony, Unexpected  |  Comments (7)