Reversal of fortune

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These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.

7 comments on “Reversal of fortune”

  1. “The best things in life are unseen; that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.” That was my first fortune cookie of the night, and this my second: “Open your eyes and be enlightened.” Amusing site…


  2. Obviously the new friend will help you deal with the old enemy. Net result is GOOD NEWS.


  3. ok omg i got this fortune that said sorry try again, so i opened another and it said u will be fouled for trying to early……what the hell is that suppose to mean?


  4. I found a fortune on the floor of a subway station recently that said, “The time is right to make new friends.” And I wondered, when is it not? Is there an opposite fortune that says, “You have too many friends. Time to stop making new ones, stop talking to existing ones, and turn a few old friends into enemies.”?


  5. Haha great!


  6. Once, I got a fortune that said “Courtesy is a virtue.” Not bad, right? But then someone asked me for my food, and I snapped at th guy. Guess what my next fortune said?

    “Courtesy is a virtue.”

    Someone’s persistent.


  7. Shrodeger’s cat is dead.
    Shrodeger’s cat is not dead.

    Only I think I misspelled his name by quite a bit.

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