Reversal of fortune

You are about to make a new friend.  No man is without enemies.

These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.

3 comments on “Reversal of fortune”

  1. “The best things in life are unseen; that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.” That was my first fortune cookie of the night, and this my second: “Open your eyes and be enlightened.” Amusing site…


  2. Obviously the new friend will help you deal with the old enemy. Net result is GOOD NEWS.


  3. ok omg i got this fortune that said sorry try again, so i opened another and it said u will be fouled for trying to early……what the hell is that suppose to mean?

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