Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

9 comments on “Alien”

1. Steve  |  April 30, 2007 at 7:29 pm  |  link
   

   Yeah, an illegal alien… Your waiter! And where would we be without them.

2. Mike  |  May 13, 2007 at 7:44 am  |  link
   

   Do they mean an alien will appear soon or that the alien will appear to be short?

3. Amber!  |  July 18, 2007 at 2:24 pm  |  link
   

   Egad! They’re on to me…

4. kayleigh  |  April 24, 2008 at 5:02 pm  |  link
   

   woah i have this one! its taped to my computer. i thought i should share that. thank you.

5. Ace  |  August 19, 2008 at 1:01 am  |  link
   

   And then they bring your food…

6. Rogers  |  January 8, 2009 at 9:20 am  |  link
   

   Please tip generously.

7. realpickle  |  March 6, 2009 at 1:58 am  |  link
   

   My bestfriend carried this fortune in his wallet until the day he died. One day several years ago he got this fortune with his chinese take out and later that night he was in tavern sitting alone drinking a beer and a man came up and sat by him and proceeded to explain that he was from another planet….a couple days after my friend died my husband got the same fortune in his chinese take out… if I beleived in an afterlife I might think this was a sign.

8. lauren  |  April 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm  |  link
   

   i received this same fortune last night prior to going to see Morrissey in concert. though i’m almost certain it was not referring to him…

9. Jeremy  |  June 26, 2009 at 8:39 pm  |  link
   

   lol I just got this one last week and immediately taped it to my work computer

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