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Cheaper than a therapist

To lower your stress level, get a cat.

Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.

I might add that it all depends on which cat.

Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.