Cheaper than a therapist
Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.
I might add that it all depends on which cat.
Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.
I am a cat MAN, thank you. And I want to rip this thing into a thousand pieces by giving it to my veeeeeery stressful cats.
If you just ate here, we meant FOR YOUR HOME.