Weird Fortune Cookie Collection

Unusual fortunes from actual fortune cookies

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      • Fight to the finish
      • Cheaper than a therapist
      • Everything your way
      • Present Plants
      • Nice cake
      • Love the small ones
      • Alien
      • Life’s precious treasure
      • Wiggle
      • Reversal of fortune
      • (Full list...)
    • Exhibits by Date

      • February 2008 (1)
      • December 2007 (1)
      • November 2007 (3)
      • April 2007 (2)
      • March 2007 (3)
      • January 2007 (3)
      • December 2006 (1)
      • October 2006 (1)
      • September 2006 (1)
      • August 2006 (2)
      • July 2006 (2)
      • February 2006 (6)
      • January 2006 (1)
      • September 2004 (7)
      • May 2004 (1)
      • September 2001 (3)
      • January 2001 (1)
      • December 2000 (2)
      • August 2000 (5)
      • May 2000 (4)
      • April 2000 (5)
    • Exhibits by Gallery

      • Bizarre (12)
      • Cheese (1)
      • Duh (2)
      • Irony (3)
      • It’s alive! (1)
      • Jokes (4)
      • Oops (6)
      • Politics (1)
      • TMI (6)
      • Unexpected (23)
      • Vague (7)

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List of All Exhibits

  • Fight to the finish
  • Cheaper than a therapist
  • Everything your way
  • Present Plants
  • Nice cake
  • Love the small ones
  • Alien
  • Life’s precious treasure
  • Wiggle
  • Reversal of fortune
  • Old modem humor
  • Welcome mat
  • Stay the course
  • Illiterate
  • Best things
  • Escapee
  • It tastes sweet
  • Rubber bands
  • Kissing elephants
  • Touch
  • Don’t follow instructions
  • Emotional nature
  • Eyes sparking
  • Mint circles
  • Don’t touch that
  • Able men
  • Awareness
  • Unnecessary gambles
  • Strange customs
  • Someone can read
  • Magic time
  • Flooring in Hell
  • Texas sized heart
  • Almost there
  • New clothes
  • First and last love
  • Equipment
  • Help I am a prisoner
  • Everyone agrees
  • Your melodic nature
  • You will receive
  • Best pants
  • Starship ride
  • Love Chinese food
  • Karaoke prediction
  • Always on our minds
  • What you left behind
  • Onions and water lilies
  • Don’t ask, don’t tell
  • Pyramids
  • Dream boxes
  • Trust your intuition
  • Lovely day
  • Not yet lost
  • Greatest danger

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