I’ve yet to see spinach in Chinese food, but I suppose it could happen.

Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.

I might add that it all depends on which cat.

Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.

I suggest you duck and cover.

Congratulations on your green thumb. As this fortune avoids any mention of future plants, however, I suggest waiting on that Dionaea muscipula you’ve been mulling over.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

I’ll take “fortunes that aren’t dirty but sound like they are” for $200, Alex… ]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/small-ones/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/small-ones/ http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/112034902/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/alien/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:40:26 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/alien/

In space no one can hear you go “huh?”

I briiing youuu loooveeee… ]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/alien/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/04/25/alien/ http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/104746809/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/lifes-precious-treasure/#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:55:51 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2000/05/04/lifes-precious-treasure/

Whoever thought this one up… well let’s just hope they don’t get a book deal. Oops… too late. ]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/lifes-precious-treasure/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/lifes-precious-treasure/ http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/104705584/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/wiggle/#comments Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:40:54 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/wiggle/

I’ve tried to come up with a snappy punchline for this one, but I just flat out do not understand it. Maybe the author is just a really big fan of these guys. Anybody who explains it wins a wary look.]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/wiggle/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/27/wiggle/ http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/98176899/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/01/reversal/#comments Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:42:58 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/01/reversal/

These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/01/reversal/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/03/01/reversal/