Wiggle
I’ve tried to come up with a snappy punchline for this one, but I just flat out do not understand it. Maybe the author is just a really big fan of these guys. Anybody who explains it wins a wary look.
Escapee
Okay that’s just weird.
I’m afraid to eat the cookie now.
Rubber bands
Apparently the right direction is in a circle.
Has anybody seen The Incredible Rubber Band Machine Gun? At least those rubber bands are headed somewhere. Hopefully not at me.
Kissing elephants
Tomorrow is another day. That’s all I’m saying.
I think somebody needs an elephant lips on the rocks.
Mint circles
I’m one step ahead of you! Circled my mints this morning.