Exhibits in the Bizarre gallery

You are what you think about

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title="You are what you think about all day long."
alt="You are what you think about all day long."
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In other words, there is no such thing as a man. All men are actually women. Or possibly food. Or footballs.

December 2008  |  Bizarre, Unexpected  |  Comments (0)

Alien

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title="An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!"
alt="An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!"
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In space no one can hear you go “huh?”

I briiing youuu loooveeee…

April 2007  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (9)

Wiggle

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title="Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
alt="Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
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I’ve tried to come up with a snappy punchline for this one, but I just flat out do not understand it. Maybe the author is just a really big fan of these guys. Anybody who explains it wins a wary look.

March 2007  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (12)

Escapee

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title="About time I got out of that cookie."
alt="About time I got out of that cookie."
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Okay that’s just weird.

I’m afraid to eat the cookie now.

September 2006  |  Bizarre, It's alive!  |  Comments (16)

Rubber bands

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title="The rubber bands are heading in the right direction."
alt="The rubber bands are heading in the right direction."
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Apparently the right direction is in a circle.

Has anybody seen The Incredible Rubber Band Machine Gun? At least those rubber bands are headed somewhere. Hopefully not at me.

August 2006  |  Bizarre, Vague  |  Comments (6)

Kissing elephants

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title="Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
alt="Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
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Tomorrow is another day. That’s all I’m saying.

I think somebody needs an elephant lips on the rocks.

July 2006  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (5)
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