Your melodic nature
Well, this does explain why werewolves have such lovely singing voices.
Starship ride
If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.
What you left behind
I don’t even want to know what this means. Seriously. Some cultures have after-dinner rituals that go way beyond those little wafer mints… if you know what I mean.
Onions and water lilies
“I’ve been diagnosed with aquatic floral halitosis.”
“Say what?”
“Don’t ask.”
Don’t ask, don’t tell
Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.
Those pesky cookies. If only they didn’t taste so fabulous.
Dream boxes
My brother got this one in a Chinese restaurant in Missouri.
They make a lot of dream boxes in Missouri, you know. It’s the dream box capital of the continental United States.