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Mint circles

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title="Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."
alt="Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."
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I’m one step ahead of you! Circled my mints this morning.

February 2006  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (16)

Your melodic nature

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title="Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment."
alt="Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment."
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Well, this does explain why werewolves have such lovely singing voices.

December 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (5)

Starship ride

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title="A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard."
alt="A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard."
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If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.

August 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (7)

What you left behind

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title="What you left behind is more mellow than wine."
alt="What you left behind is more mellow than wine."
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I don’t even want to know what this means. Seriously. Some cultures have after-dinner rituals that go way beyond those little wafer mints… if you know what I mean.

May 2000  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (1)

Onions and water lilies

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title="Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."
alt="Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."
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“I’ve been diagnosed with aquatic floral halitosis.”

“Say what?”

“Don’t ask.”

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (10)

Don’t ask, don’t tell

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title="Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."
alt="Don't ask, don't say. Everything lies in silence."
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Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.

Those pesky cookies. If only they didn’t taste so fabulous.

May 2000  |  Bizarre  |  Comments (1)
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