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These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.
He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.
Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.
If you’re wondering why this would be considered a weird fortune, take a moment to think it over.
Instead of overanalyzing this one, let’s just assume the new guy typed this one up. He just didn’t quite grasp that whole fortune cookie thing.