Old modem humor

Ssoorrrryy,,  dduupplleexx  sswwiittcchh  oonn..

This fortune cookie was proudly brought to you by the Ultranerd Institute of Computer Geekness.

If you actually know what this thing is referring to then you went to school there for at least one semester. Either that or you cut your teeth on computers back in the 80’s.

I got the 300 baud ride with the acoustic coupler hookup baby!

Illiterate

You are not illiterate.

Fortune cookies: Whenever you need the obvious spelled out, they never let you down.

Don’t follow instructions

Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.

Figure that one out for yourself.

Help I am a prisoner

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

We’ve all heard this joke, but here it is, the real thing, in … um, red and white. You saw it here folks.