Exhibits in the Oops gallery

Everything your way

Everything will now come your way.

I suggest you duck and cover.

November 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (0)

Present Plants

Your present plants are going to succeed.

Congratulations on your green thumb. As this fortune avoids any mention of future plants, however, I suggest waiting on that Dionaea muscipula you’ve been mulling over.

November 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (0)

Welcome mat

A smile is your personal welcome mat.

Fair warning: If anybody tries to wipe their shoes on my lips, there will be repercussions.

January 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (1)

Emotional nature

Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.

This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)

Able men

Behind an able man, there are always.

What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far: (more…)

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (17)

Flooring in Hell

Hell is paved with good intentions.

Well gosh… take away three little words and suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.

September 2004  |  Oops  |  Comments (6)