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Much skill


You have much skill in expressing yourself to be dffective.

Funny how one single mistype can change your whole day.

March 2009  |  Oops  |  Comments (0)

Golden Rule… sort of

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title="Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you."
alt="Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you."
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Subtle changes in wording sometimes produce significant changes in meaning.

November 2008  |  Oops, TMI  |  Comments (1)

Everything your way

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title="Everything will now come your way."
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I suggest you duck and cover.

November 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (0)

Present Plants

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title="Your present plants are going to succeed."
alt="Your present plants are going to succeed."
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Congratulations on your green thumb. As this fortune avoids any mention of future plants, however, I suggest waiting on that Dionaea muscipula you’ve been mulling over.

November 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (2)

Welcome mat

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title="A smile is your personal welcome mat."
alt="A smile is your personal welcome mat."
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Fair warning: If anybody tries to wipe their shoes on my lips, there will be repercussions.

January 2007  |  Oops  |  Comments (1)

Emotional nature

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title="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
alt="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
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This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)
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