Everything your way

Everything will now come your way.

I suggest you duck and cover.

Present Plants

Your present plants are going to succeed.

Congratulations on your green thumb. As this fortune avoids any mention of future plants, however, I suggest waiting on that Dionaea muscipula you’ve been mulling over.

Welcome mat

A smile is your personal welcome mat.

Fair warning: If anybody tries to wipe their shoes on my lips, there will be repercussions.

Emotional nature

Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.

This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Able men

Behind an able man, there are always.

What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far: (more…)

Flooring in Hell

Hell is paved with good intentions.

Well gosh… take away three little words and suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.