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Able men

title="Behind an able man, there are always."
alt="Behind an able man, there are always."
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What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far:
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February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (27)

Flooring in Hell

src="http://weirdfortunecookies.com/f/thumbs/hell_paved_intentions.jpg"
title="Hell is paved with good intentions."
alt="Hell is paved with good intentions."
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Well gosh… take away three little words and suddenly it doesn’t sound so bad.

September 2004  |  Oops  |  Comments (9)