Exhibits in the TMI gallery

Golden Rule… sort of

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title="Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you."
alt="Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you."
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Subtle changes in wording sometimes produce significant changes in meaning.

November 2008  |  Oops, TMI  |  Comments (1)

It tastes sweet

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title="It tastes sweet."
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I’m sure it does.

Normally when people send me pictures I crop them so you see only the fortune. But the black fingernail polish adds a special touch that I just can’t pass up.

August 2006  |  TMI  |  Comments (8)

Kissing elephants

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title="Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
alt="Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
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Tomorrow is another day. That’s all I’m saying.

I think somebody needs an elephant lips on the rocks.

July 2006  |  Bizarre, TMI  |  Comments (5)

Touch

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title="You never know who you touch."
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Sometimes that’s a good thing.

July 2006  |  TMI  |  Comments (4)

First and last love

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title="Our first and last love is ... self love."
alt="Our first and last love is ... self love."
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This is probably trying to say something deep and meaningful about the ego and the id, but here’s a tip for all you budding psychologists out there: Freud is best not accompanied by smiley faces.

September 2001  |  TMI  |  Comments (9)

Equipment

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title="You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."
alt="You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."
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Not going to say a word.

September 2001  |  TMI  |  Comments (6)
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