Golden Rule… sort of
Subtle changes in wording sometimes produce significant changes in meaning.
It tastes sweet
I’m sure it does.
Normally when people send me pictures I crop them so you see only the fortune. But the black fingernail polish adds a special touch that I just can’t pass up.
Kissing elephants
Tomorrow is another day. That’s all I’m saying.
I think somebody needs an elephant lips on the rocks.
Touch
Sometimes that’s a good thing.
First and last love
This is probably trying to say something deep and meaningful about the ego and the id, but here’s a tip for all you budding psychologists out there: Freud is best not accompanied by smiley faces.
Equipment
Not going to say a word.