Exhibits in the Unexpected gallery

Look closely


Look closely at your surroundings.

The contributor of this fortune said it best:

“Maybe it was just me being paranoid, but I got little freaked out when
I read this one.”

March 2009  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (0)

Apple of my eye

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title="Alas! You are the apple of my eye."
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Rather a left-handed compliment, wouldn’t you say?

March 2009  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (0)

Skill expressing yourself

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title="You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective."
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You are great at telling people you are great.
Maybe you should run for congress.

December 2008  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (1)

You are what you think about

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title="You are what you think about all day long."
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In other words, there is no such thing as a man. All men are actually women. Or possibly food. Or footballs.

December 2008  |  Bizarre, Unexpected  |  Comments (0)

Fight to the finish

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title="Eat your vegetable and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye."
alt="Eat your vegetable and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye."
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I’ve yet to see spinach in Chinese food, but I suppose it could happen.

February 2008  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (2)

Cheaper than a therapist

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title="To lower your stress level, get a cat."
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Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.

I might add that it all depends on which cat.

Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.

December 2007  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (2)
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