Fight to the finish
I’ve yet to see spinach in Chinese food, but I suppose it could happen.
Cheaper than a therapist
Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.
I might add that it all depends on which cat.
Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.
Nice cake
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
Reversal of fortune
These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.
He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.
Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.
Best things
The question, of course, is whether you should have to pay for your meal after getting this.
Don’t follow instructions
Figure that one out for yourself.