Eyes sparking

Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.

But you should probably avoid any combustible materials for the next 24 hours.

Don’t touch that

A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition.  Don't touch that

… button that stops the printer… dang.

Strange customs

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.

I hope this doesn’t mean the lampshade-on-the-head thing is going to make a comeback.

Someone can read

Someone can read your mind.

Try to guess who it is! I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Texas sized heart

Confucius say: you have heart as big as Texas.

I’m pretty sure he did not really say that.

I know I’m going out on a limb here.

New clothes

You are going to have some new clothes.

Still looking for the one that tells me how I’ll pay for them.