Nice cake
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
Reversal of fortune
These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.
He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.
Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.
Best things
The question, of course, is whether you should have to pay for your meal after getting this.
Don’t follow instructions
Figure that one out for yourself.
Eyes sparking
But you should probably avoid any combustible materials for the next 24 hours.
Don’t touch that
… button that stops the printer… dang.