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Nice cake

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title="A nice cake is waiting for you."
alt="A nice cake is waiting for you."
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The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

November 2007  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (11)

Reversal of fortune

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title="You are about to make a new friend. No man is without enemies."
alt="You are about to make a new friend. No man is without enemies."
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These are not at all weird when taken by themselves. What is weird is that my brother got them from two cookies in the same meal — the first, then the second.

He suggests, the best interests of public safety, that if you have an extra cookie after your next meal you should just leave it.

Personally I think it’s a political statement. I mean it does sum up the whole red-state-blue-state thing.

March 2007  |  Irony, Unexpected  |  Comments (7)

Best things

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title="Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free."
alt="Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free."
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The question, of course, is whether you should have to pay for your meal after getting this.

October 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (3)

Don’t follow instructions

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title="Do not follow the instructions of this fortune."
alt="Do not follow the instructions of this fortune."
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Figure that one out for yourself.

February 2006  |  Jokes, Unexpected  |  Comments (10)

Eyes sparking

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title="Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open."
alt="Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open."
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But you should probably avoid any combustible materials for the next 24 hours.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (1)

Don’t touch that

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title="A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that"
alt="A woman who seeks to be equal with men, lacks ambition. Don't touch that"
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… button that stops the printer… dang.

February 2006  |  Unexpected  |  Comments (4)
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