Everyone agrees
This is just one of the reasons I love this job. Or it would be, if I got paid and could thus call it a job.
You will receive
Instead of overanalyzing this one, let’s just assume the new guy typed this one up. He just didn’t quite grasp that whole fortune cookie thing.
Best pants
No argument here.
Karaoke prediction
Someone will have to cope with rejection.
Always on our minds
Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.
Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?
Pyramids
You are being hypnotized by a travel agent.