Dream boxes
My brother got this one in a Chinese restaurant in Missouri.
They make a lot of dream boxes in Missouri, you know. It’s the dream box capital of the continental United States.
Trust your intuition
This isn’t exactly weird, but then it isn’t exactly comforting, either.
Lovely day
Controlling the weather seems like a thankless job, but every so often I get something like this, and it makes it all worthwhile.
Not yet lost
One does not normally see this kind of sentiment expressed in a fortune cookie.
I actually kept this in my wallet for a while.
Trivia: Did you know there’s a song made from fortune cookies?
Greatest danger
I really don’t think anything else needs to be said.