Best pants

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title="Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."
alt="Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom."
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No argument here.

Karaoke prediction

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title="Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party."
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Someone will have to cope with rejection.

Always on our minds

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title="Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
alt="Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
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Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.

Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?

Pyramids

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title="You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt."
alt="You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt."
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You are being hypnotized by a travel agent.

Dream boxes

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title="Buy many dream boxes. Ask a friend to select one."
alt="Buy many dream boxes. Ask a friend to select one."
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My brother got this one in a Chinese restaurant in Missouri.

They make a lot of dream boxes in Missouri, you know. It’s the dream box capital of the continental United States.

Trust your intuition

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title="Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."
alt="Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."
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This isn’t exactly weird, but then it isn’t exactly comforting, either.