Karaoke prediction
Someone will have to cope with rejection.
Always on our minds
Given that this was written by an anonymous stranger, it’s actually quite disturbing.
Um… who’s up for some Pet Shop Boys?
Pyramids
You are being hypnotized by a travel agent.
Dream boxes
My brother got this one in a Chinese restaurant in Missouri.
They make a lot of dream boxes in Missouri, you know. It’s the dream box capital of the continental United States.
Trust your intuition
This isn’t exactly weird, but then it isn’t exactly comforting, either.