Exhibits in the Vague gallery

Love the small ones

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title="You may love the small ones but win the big ones."
alt="You may love the small ones but win the big ones."
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I’ll take “fortunes that aren’t dirty but sound like they are” for $200, Alex…

April 2007  |  Vague  |  Comments (2)

Rubber bands

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title="The rubber bands are heading in the right direction."
alt="The rubber bands are heading in the right direction."
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Apparently the right direction is in a circle.

Has anybody seen The Incredible Rubber Band Machine Gun? At least those rubber bands are headed somewhere. Hopefully not at me.

August 2006  |  Bizarre, Vague  |  Comments (6)

Emotional nature

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title="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
alt="Your emotional nature is strong and emotional."
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This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)

Able men

title="Behind an able man, there are always."
alt="Behind an able man, there are always."
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What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far:
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February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (27)

Awareness

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title="You will soon be more aware of your growing awareness."
alt="You will soon be more aware of your growing awareness."
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It’s good that your awareness is becoming more self-aware, but it still needs to be more sensitive of its sensitivity.

January 2006  |  Vague  |  Comments (2)

Magic time

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title="Magic time is created when unconventional person comes."
alt="Magic time is created when unconventional person comes."
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I bet all the “in bed” junkies just love fortune cookies like this.

September 2004  |  Vague  |  Comments (4)
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