Exhibits in the Vague gallery

Love the small ones

You may love the small ones but win the big ones.

I’ll take “fortunes that aren’t dirty but sound like they are” for $200, Alex…

April 2007  |  Vague  |  Comments (0)

Rubber bands

The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.

Apparently the right direction is in a circle.

Has anybody seen The Incredible Rubber Band Machine Gun? At least those rubber bands are headed somewhere. Hopefully not at me.

August 2006  |  Bizarre, Vague  |  Comments (6)

Emotional nature

Your emotional nature is strong and emotional.

This fortune is officially approved by the Department of Redundancy Department.

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (4)

Able men

Behind an able man, there are always.

What we have here is what grammar students would call a sentence fragment.

When I first posted this it was late at night and commentary wasn’t flowing, so I asked for readers to suggest good ways to complete the fortune. These are the suggestions I’ve gotten so far: (more…)

February 2006  |  Oops, Vague  |  Comments (17)

Awareness

You will soon be more aware of your growing awareness.

It’s good that your awareness is becoming more self-aware, but it still needs to be more sensitive of its sensitivity.

January 2006  |  Vague  |  Comments (2)

Magic time

Magic time is created when unconventional person comes.

I bet all the “in bed” junkies just love fortune cookies like this.

September 2004  |  Vague  |  Comments (3)
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